Is it just me, or does the Farrah Fawcett doll look really weird? Especially next to all the 'regular' dolls. Right? In most of the pictures she looks like she's about to kill the other dolls.

"Uhh... dude?"

"Yes, Billy?"

"Uhm, I don't want to, like, freak you out or anything, but..."

"Yes? What is it, Billy?"

"Well, don't look now, but there's a puppet on your shoulder."

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF! I HATE MARIONETTES!"

"Oh, and could you stop calling me Billy? It's creepy. And my name is Chris."

So, apparently there's some sort of knit... mohair... wool... costume... bondage... fetish... thing that people are into. And the little orange and white things are for, uh, a certain part of the male anatomy.

No! More racist dolls on eBay! Ahhh!