OMG, Her Dress Totally Needs Proactiv

When the first thing that comes to mind is "acne" ... it's time to re-think your pattern choice.

(Baby bobbles, argh!)

Best worn with this hat found over at You Knit What - Part 2:

Long Time, No Post

But, I'm back with lots more fuggery and knit messes. Like this:



Shouldn't a hat cover your ears? And, it has bobbles and a pompom. Oh, bobbles! Ok, they're actually not that bad in this case, but still. I've been emotionally scarred by bobbles and it's just kind of hard to deal with...

Yes...

That's a knit cowboy hat.

The Age-Appropriate Series

Quiz #2:



Circle the hat that is age-appropriate.

(Yes, both are super fugly. Humor me.)

Then And Now

Have we learned nothing from the past?

Die, Fun Fur, Die.

Some day you'll find me curled up in the fetal position in the corner of a room rocking back and forth, softly crying to myself. And this will be the reason why:

"Unhand me, knave. I shall wear my merry outfit evermore!"

Antennae are like so 1997.

Nice Hats

And short ... legs?

Wow. That is a lot of white and a lot of cabling.

Well, good thing s/he's too young to ever be able to remember this.

What's up with people killing animals to make fugly hats?

Insulation Legarmers and Hat

I get itchy just looking at this.

And how many innocent little black bunnies had to die (or otherwise have their little bunny tails severed) for this atrocity of a hat?

Both fashionable and functional, the Don't Fuck with Me hat is equipped with tentacles that will swiftly stun and devour anyone who pisses you off.

Only 3 payments of $29.99! Call now before this amazing offer ends!

Front



Back

I think. Not that it really matters. Oh, eBay. You've been an endless purveyor of fug lately.

So far no bids (?!) on this gem. I'll update as to the outcome.

UPDATE: The fun doesn't end here.