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"Uhh... dude?"

"Yes, Billy?"

"Uhm, I don't want to, like, freak you out or anything, but..."

"Yes? What is it, Billy?"

"Well, don't look now, but there's a puppet on your shoulder."

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF! I HATE MARIONETTES!"

"Oh, and could you stop calling me Billy? It's creepy. And my name is Chris."