How Not to Take Pictures of Your eBay Item

Lesson #1:

Steady your hand by setting the camera on the table. It's okay if everyone looks pear-shaped and has huge feet. Just lay the item down and shoot away!







This Halloween evening gown is by far my favorite.

World's Most Versatile Scarf

Wow! Look at the many different ways you can wear this scarf. Over your shoulders, over your head, OR over your head!

(Silver head beads sold separately.)

Sargeant Knitty

Because what woman doesn't want to look like her poodle?

I . . . kind of want that dress.

Suddenly I'm in the mood to decorate some Easter eggs and eat buttermints.

"Oh - hi, Rose! Come on in. We're just chillaxin. With our football player."

Julie Andrews?

Is that you?

Then And Now

Have we learned nothing from the past?