Really Bad Idea

This comes from a book of knitting patterns for "real women." You know, women who actually have curves like we're supposed to. Somehow this cow-print tank just doesn't seem appropriate here. The model was probably like, "WTF? Seriously? You guys are assholes..."

Hot Mess of the Week

Meet Pocafugas. Every single thing about this hot mess is so wrong.

I'm getting a sugar rush just looking at this.

Most amazing bangs, ever.

Furry Flaps

... should never be the basis of a tank top.

Because every woman wants a hairy chest.