Hot Mess of the Week

Is that... what? A naked woman walking into a pond to take a bath? Really? Am I really looking at knit butt cheeks? This is definitely a first for me.

Rainbow Brite Grows Up

And gets sexy.

Sexy Granny

Oh, gross. A dress with granny squares as the mid-section? That is just not okay.

Here's a close-up of the fuggery:

How Not to Take Pictures of Your eBay Item

Lesson #1:

Steady your hand by setting the camera on the table. It's okay if everyone looks pear-shaped and has huge feet. Just lay the item down and shoot away!







This Halloween evening gown is by far my favorite.

OMG, Her Dress Totally Needs Proactiv

When the first thing that comes to mind is "acne" ... it's time to re-think your pattern choice.

(Baby bobbles, argh!)

Best worn with this hat found over at You Knit What - Part 2:

I . . . kind of want that dress.

Yo, Bitches.

We're the Knitta Gang. We will fuck you up with some pointed needles, aight? So just do not fuck with us.

Because sometimes a girl just really wants to look like a snowball.

Then And Now

Have we learned nothing from the past?

Submit Some Fug

Be classy like these ladies and submit some fuggery to knitlisted.

Send your fug to knitlisted@gmail.com.

Onesies Are Back!

These are kind of brilliant. I totally want to rock the brown outfit with the pocket. These would eliminate the need to pick out a new ensemble every day. Why wear separates when you can just knit a bunch of one pieces to look like separates? I need to get to work.

Nice Hats

And short ... legs?

"Ooooooh, Susanna. I feel... such an attraction to you. I just can't help myself"

"I know. It's my new SexAppeal arm band. It looks kind of silly, but my does it work!"

And I ran, I ran so far away.
I just ran, I ran all night and day.
I couldn’t get away.