Still Not Working

Nope, the Mona Lisa won't help either. You're still wearing a hideous sweater.

Uhhmmmm...?

What? What is going on here? Is that a man-brooch in the shape of cowboy boots? I'm so confused!

More Cuteness

Not the stripped belted onesie thing. But the kids. Especially the one with the hat and tiny little blue pants. I want to make them all sack lunches, take them to the park, and watch them play with puppies.

How to Make Your Child Hate You

These outfits are fugly as sin but these kids are so freaking adorable. The ones holding hands? So. Cute.

Attack of the Pompoms

Kelpy

The sweater would be ok. I guess. But then they went and tied it up with some seaweed. Why?

What the Fug?

Take an ugly chunky sweater, turn it inside out and you've got a "fabulous confetti sweater"! So bobo.

There Are No Words

...to describe the awesomeness of this photo.

Pirate Fashion

Just Say No, Matey.

Eye'm Watching You

So creepy! I wonder if anyone ever made that.

101 Sweaters

You Should Never Knit

The Age-Appropriate Series

Quiz #5:




Circle the sweater that is age-appropriate. This one's a little trickier than the others...

When Wool Becomes Fur...

...you become Cookie Monster.

The Age-Appropriate Series

Quiz #4:



Circle the sweater that is age-appropriate.

Because what woman doesn't want to look like her poodle?

"Oh - hi, Rose! Come on in. We're just chillaxin. With our football player."

'Nuf Said

Reader comment:

She's anti-...nothing?
A non-activist?
I don't get it.

The family that wears matching sweaters together ... looks ... really stiff and uncomfortable ... together.

Introducing:

Princess Leia and the Pullovers