1.22.2009

Hot Mess of the Week



Is that... what? A naked woman walking into a pond to take a bath? Really? Am I really looking at knit butt cheeks? This is definitely a first for me.

1.18.2009

Still Not Working


Nope, the Mona Lisa won't help either. You're still wearing a hideous sweater.

1.17.2009

Even Art Can't Save You


Yeah, put Michelangelo's David on an ugly over-sized knit sweater... that will totally class it up.

1.16.2009

Hot Mess of the Week


For this week's Hot Mess we're dipping into the archives.

1.14.2009

Really Bad Idea


This comes from a book of knitting patterns for "real women." You know, women who actually have curves like we're supposed to. Somehow this cow-print tank just doesn't seem appropriate here. The model was probably like, "WTF? Seriously? You guys are assholes..."

1.10.2009

Uhhmmmm...?


What? What is going on here? Is that a man-brooch in the shape of cowboy boots? I'm so confused!

1.08.2009

Hot Mess of the Week


Meet Pocafugas. Every single thing about this hot mess is so wrong.

1.06.2009

More Cuteness


Not the stripped belted onesie thing. But the kids. Especially the one with the hat and tiny little blue pants. I want to make them all sack lunches, take them to the park, and watch them play with puppies.

1.05.2009

How to Make Your Child Hate You


These outfits are fugly as sin but these kids are so freaking adorable. The ones holding hands? So. Cute.

1.01.2009

Hot Mess of the Week


Introducing the first Hot Mess of the Week for 2009! Every week we'll showcase one super hot mess and at the end of the month you'll get to vote for the hottest hot mess.