Hot Mess of the Week

For this week's Hot Mess we're dipping into the archives.

Far from Foxy

Kelp Flops

"What a fun, funky way to use up any leftover Crystal Palace 'Splash' yarn you have" and look like you walked into the ocean with normal flip flops and came out with sea gunk all over them.

Interesting Choice of Model

I . . . kind of want that dress.

Die, Fun Fur, Die.

Some day you'll find me curled up in the fetal position in the corner of a room rocking back and forth, softly crying to myself. And this will be the reason why:

Because every woman wants a hairy chest.

Yet another perfectly good sweater ruined by novelty yarn!

Finally someone designed something with novelty yarn that isn't hideous/intended to be an article of clothing! Those critters are seriously cute.

Unfortunately, people are also still making shit like this:

Holy Mother of Fug, this thing is - what is it? She looks like a giant Grateful Dead bear.


I wonder if anyone actually ever made this sweater.

Ew.

That greyhound is precious! Precious and sad. I don't think I need to explain why.

Enough with the fun fur, people! JUST SAY NO. When you find that eyelash shit at Big Lots do not let the urge to pick up some size 10 1/2 needles and whip up "something unique!" overcome you.

Please, I beg of you.

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I think. Not that it really matters. Oh, eBay. You've been an endless purveyor of fug lately.

So far no bids (?!) on this gem. I'll update as to the outcome.

UPDATE: The fun doesn't end here.

These were discovered on eBay. And, thanks to Lynn, I now know the inspiration: