She looks like a yeti, poor thing.

Dear God,

Please save me from this fugly sweater.

Amen,
Margaret

Wow, these are essentially knit bodysuits. And I kind of want one.

Can anyone identify the black thing attacking this woman's head?

Lady 1: Hey, I'll give you 50 bucks if you trade outfits with me before they take the photo.

Lady 2: Hah, too late! And, no.

Great Big Knits for Dawn French!

It's Dawn French! Dawn French! If you don't know who she is then maybe you know about Absolutely Fabulous. She's the co-creator of AbFab along with Jennifer Saunders. I bet the sweater on the cover has the word 'fiesta' somewhere in its title.

Hey, lady. Lay off the cotton balls.

"Seriously, you guys. Neon is so in right now."

This is what it looks like when a perfectly healthy sweater becomes infected with the fuginitis bacteria.

"And so I thought to myself why not turn the bathroom rug into a vest?"

I don't have much of a sweet tooth, but I'm totally craving cotton candy now.

"Alas! I have created a true masterpiece in knitwear! I shall call it Fleur de Linebacker."