Attack of the Pompoms

Rainbow Brite Grows Up

And gets sexy.

Hemorrhoid Coat

Nooo! An entire coat made out of bobbles!

Sexy Granny

Oh, gross. A dress with granny squares as the mid-section? That is just not okay.

Here's a close-up of the fuggery:

Kelpy

The sweater would be ok. I guess. But then they went and tied it up with some seaweed. Why?

Every pillow you should never knit all on one couch.

What the Fug?

Take an ugly chunky sweater, turn it inside out and you've got a "fabulous confetti sweater"! So bobo.

What's not to love about a brown mock turtleneck knit onesie?

Slice Her Up

And serve her with some vanilla ice cream.

There Are No Words

...to describe the awesomeness of this photo.

They just had to add the ribbed shorts...

Pirate Fashion

Just Say No, Matey.

Eyes Up Here, Buddy.

Eye'm Watching You

So creepy! I wonder if anyone ever made that.

101 Sweaters

You Should Never Knit

The Age-Appropriate Series

Quiz #5:




Circle the sweater that is age-appropriate. This one's a little trickier than the others...

You Lookin' at My Scarf?

Who would walk around wearing this? She looks like she has boxes on her hands. Can you visualize her swinging those things around while she walks? Though I would never tell her that. She looks like some pissed-off chola who would pull a knife out of her giant chunky pocket scarf and slice your face off in a second.

I Like To Be Warm

But only certain parts of me, you know?

Are Those Mittens?

Why are they so short? Do they have thumbs? Are they finger cozies or something?

Oh, it's just the collar of that jacket. Silly me!

Far from Foxy

When Wool Becomes Fur...

...you become Cookie Monster.

Party Time

Some of Mon Tricot's 80s knit patterns are just pure gold. Like this amazing confetti, neapolitan ice cream looking . . . thing.

Fur Balls Part II

I found another one...

How Not to Take Pictures of Your eBay Item

Lesson #1:

Steady your hand by setting the camera on the table. It's okay if everyone looks pear-shaped and has huge feet. Just lay the item down and shoot away!







This Halloween evening gown is by far my favorite.

Gorilla Arms

Why?



Why would you want your arms to look like they're covered in popcorn? Or like you just had a really unfortunate and inexplicable knitting accident and broke both of your arms?

I Know What I Want for Christmas...

My toilet paper needs that poodle cozy.