Rainbow Brite Grows Up

And gets sexy.

Hemorrhoid Coat

Nooo! An entire coat made out of bobbles!

Sexy Granny

Oh, gross. A dress with granny squares as the mid-section? That is just not okay.

Here's a close-up of the fuggery:

Kelpy

The sweater would be ok. I guess. But then they went and tied it up with some seaweed. Why?

Every pillow you should never knit all on one couch.

What the Fug?

Take an ugly chunky sweater, turn it inside out and you've got a "fabulous confetti sweater"! So bobo.

What's not to love about a brown mock turtleneck knit onesie?

Slice Her Up

And serve her with some vanilla ice cream.

There Are No Words

...to describe the awesomeness of this photo.

They just had to add the ribbed shorts...

Pirate Fashion

Just Say No, Matey.