"Look, just because I'm a pro on the slopes doesn't mean I have to sacrifice my feminine side."

That's some intense visor action. I didn't know what the hell was going on when I first saw this photo. I thought someone had spilled their punch on it.

What? Are you kidding me? Ok, I've seen some pretty lame excuses for "patterns," but this is just ridic. It's a scarf knit in garter stitch without the ends weaved in. Yes, I read through the pattern and it actually advises you to just knit half the width and switch to another yarn. That's it. That's all. I mean, I guess I could be thankful for the fact that this is offered as a free pattern and they're not actually charging people to 'learn' how to make this fugly shit... I guess.

Is it just me, or does the Farrah Fawcett doll look really weird? Especially next to all the 'regular' dolls. Right? In most of the pictures she looks like she's about to kill the other dolls.

So, yeah. You're supposed to put these on your feet.

There's just so much going on... I don't know where to begin.

Wow. That is a lot of white and a lot of cabling.

It looks like a messed up red jack-o-lantern

She looks pissed.

These are crocheted, but I had to include them. At first I thought they were supposed to be little Mermen, but the eBay ad repeatedly referred to them with only female pronouns. But they so totally look like dudes.

I love that flappy thing on the woman to the far left.