Steady your hand by setting the camera on the table. It's okay if everyone looks pear-shaped and has huge feet. Just lay the item down and shoot away!
This Halloween evening gown is by far my favorite.
12.03.2008
How Not to Take Pictures of Your eBay Item
Lesson #1:
Steady your hand by setting the camera on the table. It's okay if everyone looks pear-shaped and has huge feet. Just lay the item down and shoot away!
This Halloween evening gown is by far my favorite.
Steady your hand by setting the camera on the table. It's okay if everyone looks pear-shaped and has huge feet. Just lay the item down and shoot away!
This Halloween evening gown is by far my favorite.
12.02.2008
Gorilla Arms
Why?
Why would you want your arms to look like they're covered in popcorn? Or like you just had a really unfortunate and inexplicable knitting accident and broke both of your arms?
Why would you want your arms to look like they're covered in popcorn? Or like you just had a really unfortunate and inexplicable knitting accident and broke both of your arms?
Labels:
arm warmers,
popcorn,
wtf?
12.01.2008
11.30.2008
Kelp Flops
"What a fun, funky way to use up any leftover Crystal Palace 'Splash' yarn you have" and look like you walked into the ocean with normal flip flops and came out with sea gunk all over them.
Labels:
flip flops,
fun fur,
novelty yarn,
sandals,
stupid
11.29.2008
CA02RF Knit Pattern Rabbit Fur Balls Scarf = Beige
That's the title of the eBay listing. If that's not enough to send you scrambling for your credit card:
No? Still not sold?
I don't understand. Why aren't you buying this right now? Do you know what it's made of? Well, besides fur balls. "Acrylic and Cotton Blended (Cashmere Feel)" It feels like it's made of bunny fur! And it has bunny tails on it. You need this.
No? Still not sold?
I don't understand. Why aren't you buying this right now? Do you know what it's made of? Well, besides fur balls. "Acrylic and Cotton Blended (Cashmere Feel)" It feels like it's made of bunny fur! And it has bunny tails on it. You need this.
11.28.2008
Scary Scarf
Sorry about the image, this was the best I could get. What a bobble mess. It looks like some creepy arachnid laid eggs all over this scarf. I get grossed out just looking at this thing.
11.26.2008
11.25.2008
In Case You Were Wondering...
What Not To Stuff Your Loved Ones' Stockings With This Year,
Let me introduce:
Let me introduce:
Labels:
cozies
11.24.2008
The Age-Appropriate Series
Quiz #4:
Circle the sweater that is age-appropriate.
Circle the sweater that is age-appropriate.
Labels:
age-appropriate,
animals,
cats,
children,
sweaters
11.23.2008
World's Most Versatile Scarf
Wow! Look at the many different ways you can wear this scarf. Over your shoulders, over your head, OR over your head!
(Silver head beads sold separately.)
11.22.2008
Long Time, No Post
But, I'm back with lots more fuggery and knit messes. Like this:
Shouldn't a hat cover your ears? And, it has bobbles and a pompom. Oh, bobbles! Ok, they're actually not that bad in this case, but still. I've been emotionally scarred by bobbles and it's just kind of hard to deal with...
Shouldn't a hat cover your ears? And, it has bobbles and a pompom. Oh, bobbles! Ok, they're actually not that bad in this case, but still. I've been emotionally scarred by bobbles and it's just kind of hard to deal with...
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